Friday 20 April 2012

Cinema, Antipodeans, and the Queen

Since it is the British monarch's Diamond Jubilee year, articles relating to Queen Elizabeth II have been turning up in unexpected places.

The presence of one such article on the website of the Daily Telegraph — given its conservative sensibilities — is not really unexpected; but this scene in it, narrated by David Poole (who has done more than one portrait of her) truly is:
On one occasion she asked, 'Have you seen the film Crocodile Dundee? You must, it's hilarious.'
("I saw it on her recommendation," the painter adds, "and agreed with her.")

"35 years of portraits of the Queen from the Royal Society of Portrait Painters" [Daily Telegraph], by David Poole et al. (April 19, 2012)

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"RP Exhibitions & Events" [Royal Society of Portrait Painters]
With details of a May exhibition at Trafalgar Square, London, of portraits by Society members, including ones shown in the Telegraph's slideshow.

"Crocodile Dundee (trailer)" [YouTube: WhenNatureCall] (Uploaded June 2, 2008)

Further reading:

Karl to comment on Jubilee [Elle UK], by Emily Cronin (April 18, 2012)
(Karl is Lagerfeld, the designer for Fendi and Chanel, and by 'Jubilee' Elle means the anniversary celebrations on June 3rd, one day after the exact day Queen Elizabeth was crowned in 1953.)
"Diamond Jubilee of Elizabeth II" [Wikipedia]
An exhaustive overview of the festivities. The proposed ceremonies in the United Kingdom, flotilla and bank holiday and all, are detailed toward the bottom of the page.
"The Queen Through The Ages" [Elle UK], slideshow from various sources and with commentary by Sunil MaKan (March 30, 2012)

Friday 6 April 2012

Best of YouTube: Death and Cows in Halves

In anticipation of the exhibition (April 4th to September 9th of this year) by Damien Hirst at Tate Modern in London, the Tate put together a video, shown on its YouTube channel, in which curator Ann Gallagher and the artist walk through the rooms and discuss the artworks together.

The art is a retrospective of the artist's past three decades: 8 Pans — a row of eight coloured saucepans (whose gloopy paint makes them look like cakes of the acrylic paint which normally comes in squeezable plastic bottles) from the 80s which Hirst confesses he doesn't think so much of now; tanks with animals preserved in liquid, vaguely psychedelic turning wheels of paint colours which run and expand like fragmented rays of sunshine to the rims, a roomful of live butterflies with a double curtain of clear plastic streamers at the doorways so that the lepidoptera aren't lost, a regimented and overlarge replica of the shelves and superminimalist counter in a pharmacy, a huge disc encrusted with flies; and so on.

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In the Turbine Hall there is (not shown in the Gallagher-Hirst film but in a second film of its own) the diamond-encrusted skull which, since the artist originally demanded the famously immense price of 50 million British pounds for it, has been cited as a leading exemplar of the subjective pricing of any art and particularly of modern art — where it is arguably difficult to tell how much thought and feeling and work have gone into something, in the absence of the innumerable brushstrokes and details and generally noble (undemocratic?) aesthetic of any classic canvas from a medieval altar triptych to the impressionists.


("I made the skull," he told Anita Singh of the Daily Telegraph,
because in a situation where there was all this money being made, I wanted to make something about the money. When you're in a position where you have made loads and loads of money, it should be used to make art rather than letting it pile up.)
The making of the skull itself is outsourced to Bentley & Skinner, a jeweller's at 55 Piccadilly Street in London, whose employed are shown in the Tate's short film drilling holes into the platinum frame and then placing the crinkly diamonds — there are 8,601 all told — in them. At the forehead of the skull (which is a cast of a true old skull) there is an enormous tear-drop shaped diamond, fringed by middling-sized ones, as an ornament like a comic book deity's 'mindstone.' It and the music in the background of the video and the richness are oddly reminiscent of Karl Lagerfeld's Paris-to-Bombay fashion collection in December — which was at once the height of awkward taste in a time where the questionable solvency of Greece, Italy, Spain, Portugal, etc., were vexing the souls of Europe, and Britain across the Channel was already suffering under budget cuts to alleviate the tremendous government debt, and the United States was still twisting under its own financial shortcomings and political budget debate, all of these things being the metaphorical skeleton at the feast — and strangely compelling.

So it is helpful to hear in the video what Hirst was thinking, by and large, when he conceived the divers installations.

Painting: Magdalen with the Smoking Flame (ca. 1640), by Georges de La Tour
in the Los Angeles County Museum of Art, via Wikimedia Commons
It is arguable by prejudiced persons like me that Hirst's memento mori is in better taste than this rather kitschily dramatic though often-loved painting, which is one of several with the gloomy candle-phile Mary Magdalene motif.