Friday, 6 April 2012

Best of YouTube: Death and Cows in Halves

In anticipation of the exhibition (April 4th to September 9th of this year) by Damien Hirst at Tate Modern in London, the Tate put together a video, shown on its YouTube channel, in which curator Ann Gallagher and the artist walk through the rooms and discuss the artworks together.

The art is a retrospective of the artist's past three decades: 8 Pans — a row of eight coloured saucepans (whose gloopy paint makes them look like cakes of the acrylic paint which normally comes in squeezable plastic bottles) from the 80s which Hirst confesses he doesn't think so much of now; tanks with animals preserved in liquid, vaguely psychedelic turning wheels of paint colours which run and expand like fragmented rays of sunshine to the rims, a roomful of live butterflies with a double curtain of clear plastic streamers at the doorways so that the lepidoptera aren't lost, a regimented and overlarge replica of the shelves and superminimalist counter in a pharmacy, a huge disc encrusted with flies; and so on.

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In the Turbine Hall there is (not shown in the Gallagher-Hirst film but in a second film of its own) the diamond-encrusted skull which, since the artist originally demanded the famously immense price of 50 million British pounds for it, has been cited as a leading exemplar of the subjective pricing of any art and particularly of modern art — where it is arguably difficult to tell how much thought and feeling and work have gone into something, in the absence of the innumerable brushstrokes and details and generally noble (undemocratic?) aesthetic of any classic canvas from a medieval altar triptych to the impressionists.


("I made the skull," he told Anita Singh of the Daily Telegraph,
because in a situation where there was all this money being made, I wanted to make something about the money. When you're in a position where you have made loads and loads of money, it should be used to make art rather than letting it pile up.)
The making of the skull itself is outsourced to Bentley & Skinner, a jeweller's at 55 Piccadilly Street in London, whose employed are shown in the Tate's short film drilling holes into the platinum frame and then placing the crinkly diamonds — there are 8,601 all told — in them. At the forehead of the skull (which is a cast of a true old skull) there is an enormous tear-drop shaped diamond, fringed by middling-sized ones, as an ornament like a comic book deity's 'mindstone.' It and the music in the background of the video and the richness are oddly reminiscent of Karl Lagerfeld's Paris-to-Bombay fashion collection in December — which was at once the height of awkward taste in a time where the questionable solvency of Greece, Italy, Spain, Portugal, etc., were vexing the souls of Europe, and Britain across the Channel was already suffering under budget cuts to alleviate the tremendous government debt, and the United States was still twisting under its own financial shortcomings and political budget debate, all of these things being the metaphorical skeleton at the feast — and strangely compelling.

So it is helpful to hear in the video what Hirst was thinking, by and large, when he conceived the divers installations.

Painting: Magdalen with the Smoking Flame (ca. 1640), by Georges de La Tour
in the Los Angeles County Museum of Art, via Wikimedia Commons
It is arguable by prejudiced persons like me that Hirst's memento mori is in better taste than this rather kitschily dramatic though often-loved painting, which is one of several with the gloomy candle-phile Mary Magdalene motif.

Wednesday, 28 March 2012

Best of YouTube: Blumenthal Part II: Bacon and Egg and Liquid Nitrogen



Heston Blumenthal - Bacon & Egg Ice Cream
Uploaded by lesterfontayne onto YouTube, January 11, 2011
From "How To Cook Like Heston," Channel Four

Background reading on the restaurant whence it was served: "Mix snail porridge, sardine sorbet and you have a Fat Duck" [Guardian], by Richard Jinman (April 19, 2005)

GOOP: The Hunt for the Perfect Academy Award Attire

In her serving of GOOP from the week of March 22nd, Gwyneth Paltrow generously offers an insight into the grand and complicated process of selecting a dress and of embarking on her final preparations for the Academy Awards back on February 26th.

THIS year she chose a white dress with cape by the designer Tom Ford, and it was surprisingly flattering and unusual and to my recollection well-received by armchair and proper critics. (It also appeared, in near-identical form, in the designer's Fall-Winter 2012 collection.)

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Illustration: Irises, by Vincent van Gogh (Rijksmuseum)
via Wikimedia Commons
[BEFORE she decided on her final ensemble on the day of the Oscars, Paltrow tried out a cuff by Anna Hu "inspired by Van Gogh's painting, Irises, and [. . .] made up of garnets, emeralds, sapphires and diamonds in the same colors as those of the painting." This could in fact refer to any of several still-lives of irises by van Gogh. (Another, 'orchid' cuff "was inspired by Monet's color palette and designed while listening to Chopin.")]

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Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Best of YouTube: "The Dreaded, Infamous, Famous, Call It What You Want, Delicious Porridge"

A propos of nothing in particular, here is a video depicting the cooking of a 'signature dish' by the notably adventurous British chef Heston Blumenthal:


Heston Blumenthal's snail porridge
Uploaded by monkeynews000 onto YouTube, February 24, 2009
From "Full on Food," UKTV Food

Background reading on Blumenthal and 'molecular gastronomy': "'Molecular gastronomy is dead.' Heston speaks out" [The Observer]

Thursday, 15 March 2012

Across the Pond: A UK/US State Dinner

Prime Minister David Cameron and President Barack Obama
in the Oval office
 via yfrog, Number10gov, ca. March 14, 2012 [App'tly public domain]
YESTERDAY evening Barack and Michelle Obama hosted a dinner for the UK's Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha and 370 guests under an enormous tent on the South Lawn of the White House.

Among the cultural luminaries who were invited were Idris Elba of the HBO series The Wire and George Clooney; Carey Mulligan came along with the eponymous Mumford of the Mumford & Sons who were performing music (folk rock according to the White House); John Legend (the other performer) came with his girlfriend Christine Teigen. Miramax studios executive Harvey Weinstein was present with his London-native wife Georgina Chapman, who is also the codesigner with Keren Craig at Marchesa, which created the dark blue dress that the First Lady wore. Hugh Bonneville and Elizabeth McGovern of the historical television drama Downton Abbey arrived with their partners, and US Vogue editor Anna Wintour attended with the investor Shelby Bryan.

"Expected Attendees at Tonight's State Dinner" [White House] (March 14, 2012)

Hugh Bonneville raised the satirical possibility of more interesting attire when he tweeted, "Dressing for dinner. I'm thinking Union Jack: red eye shadow, white moob tube, blue culottes #StyleIcon #AtTheWH." Yet in the end the sartorial choices of all attendees — as they figuratively waltzed across a checkerboard-floored room through the flashes of the press cameras on their way to their tables — were, if not thrillingly patriotic, suited.

Samantha Cameron does British fashion proud at White House dinner - in pictures [Guardian], Commentary by Imogen Fox (March 15, 2012)

These (along with the political guests including the customary throng of campaign contributors and financial titans like Warren Buffett and born Briton Andrew Sullivan of the Daily Beast, as well as veteran press figures like Gwen Ifill of PBS and Katty Kay of the BBC) then dined on a menu of fried halibut, salad, bison, boiled lemon pudding and American wines — off amethyst-and-gold, candlelit table settings with planters to 'evoke the American backyard' which was a theme and with roses as a nod to an emblem of both countries.

Friday, 14 October 2011

Diary: My First Day at a University in Berlin

THIS AUTUMN I'm beginning to study at the Freie Universität here in Berlin, and yesterday I went to the very first course, which is a two-day "Brückenkurs" or "bridging course" for first-year biology students. Biology is not my major or even my minor; but it interests me and it was the scientific field I took in high school after Grade 10, and participation in the course was not recorded so there were no administrative obstacles.

I found out the date, time and place from the university's Vorlesungsverzeichnis (course index) online, and looked up the route on the website of the BVG, Berlin's city transit authority.

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THE MAIN FU campus is in Dahlem, a quiet neighbourhood around a former royal farm in southwestern Berlin.

Monday, 26 September 2011

Recommended Reading: Behind the Scenes of 'House'

A look at House [IMDb] and its abstruse diagnoses, with nice side notes about the ideal work of a doctor in general.

"House MD: The art of looking for zebras" [Daily Telegraph]
By Cassandra Jardine, September 26, 2011